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哇。我相信他们就在这里。

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欢迎来到金阁水疗中心。我是
卡罗尔.

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你们一定是罗珊娜和杰基吧？

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是的。你有什么喝的吗？

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是的，我们驾驶室的空调是
被抓了。哦，伙计。太粘了，我

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大约把整个后座拉出来
和我一起。

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我们为什么不给你办理入住手续，冲洗一下，
我会在这里与你见面

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评价。阎摩，袋子。

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你能让我们靠近苏打水吗
机器？

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我满头大汗，女士。

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我知道这有点尴尬，但我
必须确定问题区域。

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罗珊娜，这是什么？

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哦，好吧，那是太后的驼峰。很多
的东欧女性拥有它们。

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我没有。

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那是因为当你的时候我打碎了你的
很小。

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你真的是毛茸茸的，不是吗？

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嗯，我认为这只是，你知道，这是
有点厚又黑，所以看起来像

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有很多。你应该有一件比基尼
立即打蜡。

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我定期刮大腿毛。

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我能看到胡茬。

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杰基，你的头发很稀疏。

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毛囊被堵塞。根纹理是
粗糙。

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我很抱歉。

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罗珊娜，我看到很多灰色和
发尾分叉。这是怎么回事

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眉毛？

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我最后尝试点亮指示灯
一周。

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你的皮肤很脏。

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有点疤痕，建议
每天做面部护理。

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这很不寻常，但你的皮肤也是如此。

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杰基.

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好吧，是的，上面有很多死皮
脸。

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还有那些眼袋。

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哇。

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好吧，接下来的皮肤不紧致。它有非常
弹性小。

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你的比大多数人都宽松。我不是
真的很确定这里推荐什么。

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好吧，也许我们应该收拾行李
然后回家。

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我们确实有来自法国的产品。

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它是大腿霜，但我认为
你的脖子会有反应。

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杰基.

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你的乳房形状也很奇怪
对你的身体来说太小了。

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我很抱歉。

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而且，Roseanne，你的臀部很糟糕
需要重塑

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和电梯。

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我想我们可能是最
那些你曾经尝试过的令人厌恶的人

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对吗？

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我们不评判。我们揭示并治愈。

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这就是我们在这里所做的。

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所以，杰基，你为什么不跳上
骑自行车，我们将测试你的耐力。

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好的。而且，罗珊娜，我们将测量
你的身体脂肪。

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那些杀不死我们的，正在塑造我们
更强。

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我们会坚持得更久
中国最大的城墙。

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哦，用鼓敲击。

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如果我赢得了一件事
在等待轮到我的时候

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就是在彩虹的每一道光里，
但你也能得到一些阳光。

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它会让我们变得更好。

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是的，我没有约会。

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不，克莱奥，我死了。

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必须是气密的。

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间隙空间和开口不会
容忍的。

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这样可以清除所有毒素，是吗？

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这不仅仅是清洁。

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杂质通过
无情地开车经过

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皮肤。

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我很害怕，罗珊娜。

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哒哒！

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至少我的手指还能活动。

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你很弱。

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拉！

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好吧，

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现在我无法呼吸。

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完美的！现在你会感到痒。它
意味着毒素是

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逃离净化。

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之后，向阵雨报告。

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她没有说过那件事
瘙痒。

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好吧，从那以后我就没见过更糟糕的情况了
也许是珍妮特·雷诺。

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那是在腰带以下。

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雷诺女士拒绝了我提供的产品
推荐。

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就像汤米·李·琼斯和詹姆斯一样
伍兹。

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好吧，我们会购买你们的产品。

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哦，是的，我们会得到你所有的产品。

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哦，很好。

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你的毛孔充血。

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哦，用什么？

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碎片。

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这就是为什么你的脸看起来如此粗糙
农民般的。

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你吃了很多奶酪。没有乳制品。

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要知道，毛孔决定了脸型。

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它们是喷出的小喷泉
垃圾从体内排出，有时

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喷泉被堵塞。就是这样
扩大你的毛孔。

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毛孔粗大会让脸看起来很疲惫
羊。

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那是什么？

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这是一个提取器。它摆脱了
黑头、粉刺等

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噢！一。

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噢！

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我只得把这个剥掉
顶面。

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我推荐酸换肤。

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迈克尔·杰克逊对他发誓。哦，
他有美丽的皮肤。

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你们都严格控制 800 卡路里的摄入量
饮食。

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嗯，你知道吗？我愿意
知道卡罗尔今晚吃什么。

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告诉我。

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告诉我！

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女士，请。

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还有甜点。

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30 分钟内给我们送一份披萨。不，
不。你别开始那样。

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00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:14,800
我要买两份意大利辣香肠披萨
两个意大利辣香肠披萨的额外配料。

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00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:19,560
罗珊娜，你永远无法超越
守卫在门口。

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哦，是的，我会的，因为你会
分散他的注意力，我就打他

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驼峰。

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罗珊妮.

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听着，如果你不和我在一起，那么
你反对我。你可以做到的。人

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可以一个月不吃饭。

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是的，因为他们是白痴。

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我需要食物。

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我不会成功的，杰基。

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蛋白质。

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豆火腿！

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嘿。

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你好。你想和你一起吃晚饭吗
今晚我吗？

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不，但是我可以吃你的晚餐吗？

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当你是最后一个人时请告诉我
地球。

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来吧，我们拖着脚步回房间吧
午餐前小睡一下。

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也许我们会很幸运然后死掉
我们的睡眠。现在看，我们在这里

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麻烦。徒步领队来了。

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对不起，女士们。

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00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:08,170
好吧，好吧，是的，我们要放弃了
徒步旅行。是的，我有点惊讶你

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到目前为止。

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Kodi izo zikuyenera kutanthauza chiyani?

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Chabwino, mkazi wa kukula kwanu kwenikweni
zisamuyike kupsyinjika kochuluka chotero pa iye

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Mukunena kuti sindingathe kumaliza
kukwera?

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Ndikungonena kuti si onse amene anali
kutanthauza kukhala woyenera. Chabwino, ndine woyenera.

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Eya, kulondola, ndipo ndine World Boxing
Council lightweight ngwazi.

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hule iwe.

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Jackie. Chani?

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Pali gologolo wina ndipo ine sindiri
kumulola uyu kuti achoke.

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Oo Mulungu wanga.

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Ndi kufikira chala cha
dzanja lanu lamanzere.

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Ikani phewa lakumanja pansi panu
ntchafu. Gwirani dzanja lanu lamanja pakati

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miyendo yanu.

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Mangirirani mkono wanu wakumanzere kuzungulira thupi lanu ndi
dzanja lanu lamanja. Gwirani kumanzere kwanu

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dzanja. Pumulani mpweya. Kwezani chifuwa kutali
tailbone. Exhale. Dinani mkono

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molunjika. Tsegulani chifuwa chanu molunjika
kumwamba.

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Uyu si munthu.

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Ndimaganiza kuti yoga inali yokhudza reefer ndi Ravi
Shankar.

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Ndipo tsopano bwererani matako anu.

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Kanikizani chidendene chakumanzere kutsogolo. Ndipo ndi
manja onse, kwezani phazi.

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pamutu panu.

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Hi, Pete.

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Ndimadana nazo kukusokonezani, koma ndili ndi a
mipata iwiri ya moyo wakale

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chithandizo ngati wina akufuna.

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Ndikuganiza kuti panthawiyi ndikanadzipereka
zoyezetsa labu.

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kuti munthu afunse zenizeni za
moyo wakale. Ndiye tiyeni tiyambe ndi kugwedeza

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kuchotsa kukayika kwathu ndi kukayika. Basi
gwedezani zinyalala zakuthambo.

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m'moyo uno ndi zopinga izi.

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Iwe ndi thumba lamaso ndi iwe choncho
mafuta osasangalatsa.

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Choncho tiyeni tiyambe ndi kupuma mpweya
kudzera

156
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diso lathu ndi kulibweretsa pansi
diaphragm yathu.

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Ingotsatirani ine ndi Yama.

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Sindinamve kutha.

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Pumulani mpweya.

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Uwu! Zabwino kwambiri.

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Tsopano ingopitirizani kupuma mofatsa
mukukhala chete ndikutseka maso anu.

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Ndipo dziwani kuti moyo umene timautcha kuti tili nawo
zokumana nazo nthawi zambiri mu

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m'mbuyomu.

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Dziyerekezeni nokha m’chilengedwe.

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Pali furiji patsogolo.

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Kumbali ina pali moyo wanu wonse
sanayendeko

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zaka zambiri.

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Pitirirani, msungwana.

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Woloka mlatho.

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Ha-ha! Ndi uyo apo. Xena, wankhondo
mwana wamfumu.

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Mtengeni!

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inu musamenye atsikana.

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Zantepi, ndikadawadziwa amunawa
anali ndi inu.

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Muwaiwale Zena.

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Ndabwera kudzakupatsani zenizeni
kutsutsa.

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dzanja lalikulu kwa ntchito zonse zolimba kuti
mwakwaniritsa kugwa uku.

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Tsopano popeza mwakwaniritsa zokongola izi
thupi, ndi manyazi kuwaphimba iwo.

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Koma ndilo lamulo.

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Choncho ndikusangalala kwambiri kuti ine
ndikudziwitseni mafashoni otchuka padziko lonse lapansi

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mlengi

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nthawi yomwe ife tikukhalamo, ndipo ife tiri
kukhala m'nthawi yodziwonetsera,

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mitundu, mapangidwe, ndi mawonekedwe onse
sakanizani mwangwiro palimodzi, kuti pali chiyani

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